“help me i’m freaking out”, “what about” i say “there’s no toilet paper in the shops and i’m busting for a wee” said John. all the shops had run out of toilet paper it’s as terrifying as a lion roaring at a fearsome creature. but little does he know there’s something he might need down at the back of the cupboard. “let’s have dinner” i say  to john. “i’m trying to hold on” he said. “ill get the soup from the back cupboard” john said. his eyes glistened “toilet paper” he found the toilet paper now all he can do is go to the toilet. “tea time”.