The day started when I was walking down the road with my scrawny looking dog and I saw a barber shop i had never seen a barber shop before it was very intriguing. Bong I hit the pole call 000 its an emergency i yelled out with great fear but when i looked behind me i saw a paramedic standing their asking me questions “your going to jail he said for calling emergency services for no reason” said the police  why is there a police i needed a paramedic  locked up in a jail sell was not very fun at all.